Thursday, August 2, 2007

We need to talk about where this relationship is headed

Ziggy crunches the numbers and Schwa passes on the catculations.

Ziggy and Schwa are taking a week off from prognosticating, as they did not fare so well last time (4 for 8). Their owner, your humble Slogger-in-Chief, isn't a genius, either. But I did correctly predict that the Cubs would catch the Brewers in the second half of the MLB season.*

Let's talk Tourney. This is in the Rules, but here it goes:

Tournament seeding will be based on how a team finishes in its own division, plus how they did against the other division’s “mirror” team. The two division winners “share” the top two seeds. That tie (regardless of overall records) is broken by the result of the one inter-division game between those teams, with the winner getting the higher seed. The two second-place teams share the 3-4 seeds, third place teams share 5-6, and last-place teams share 7-8.

In a nutshell: Traitors are tops. Beats are #7. Bling Bling & Stars will fight for #6 & #8. Nomads & Eagles can finish between #2 & #4. Slackers & Sluggos can finish anywhere from #3 to #5.

Details (Records indicate overall, division, inter-division):

Long Division:

Traitors (8-0, 4-0, 4-0): Clinched the Long Division title and the top seed in the tourney. Will play either Bling Bling or Stars in the first round of the Tournament.

Slackers (5-2-1, 2-1-1, 3-1) & Sluggos (4-3-1, 1-2-1, 3-1): Fighting for second place in the Long Division. Their first game against each other ended in a tie. They play again this Friday (August 3), which will basically settle matters. Slackers hold the edge over the Eagles, but not the Nomads. Sluggos hold the edge over the Nomads, but not the Eagles.

Beats (2-6, 0-4, 2-2): Cannot finish above 4th in Long. Clinched #7 seed with wins over both Bling Bling and Stars. Will play the winner of the Division of Labor in the first round.

Division of Labor:

Nomads (5-2, 3-0, 2-2) & Eagles (5-3, 3-1, 2-2): Locked in a battle for Labor title. Nomads beat the Eagles in their first game, and the second match is on August 10. Division winner is the Tourney’s #2 seed. For the #3 seed, Nomads have the edge over the Slackers, but not the Sluggos. The Eagles have the edge over the Sluggos, but not the Slackers.

Stars (1-7, 1-3, 0-4) & Bling Bling (0-7, 0-3, 0-4): Neither team can finish above 3rd in their division. One will be the #8 seed, and the other the #6 seed, because both teams lost all four inter-division games. Stars won the early game against Bling, but they meet again on Aug 10. If neither teams wins before that final game, and Bling beats the Stars, the teams will have identical records. The result of that last game will break the tie (since it's being played on the last day). This will eliminate an additional tiebreaker game.

The Tournament will be held on August 17, beginning at 9:00 AM sharp. There will be no warm-ups on the big field prior to the games and no infield warm-ups between innings. (Please use the small field.) The rest of the regular season game format will be used: 1-1 counts, 6 innings, 10-run limits per inning (except last two innings), etc. The new schedule is available here, or you may download it from the link at the bottom of the green sidebar (right side of Slogs).

THIS WEEK'S GAMES:

It'll be significantly cooler for Week 8's games, so please be sure to dress in lots of warm layers. The Slogs recommends three pairs of socks and long underwear. And ear muffs.

9:00 AM: Slackers @ Sluggos (Umps: Traitors)
10:30 AM: Traitors @ Beats (Umps: Stars)
12:00 PM: Stars @ Nomads (Umps: Beats)
1:30 PM: Bling Bling @ Nomads (Umps: Eagles)
3:00 PM: Eagles @ Bling Bling (Umps: Nomads)

*At the All-Star Break, the Cubs were 5 games behind the Brewers, but they've erased that deficit in less than three weeks and now lead the NL Central on percentage points.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeahhhhh babyyyyy!!! CUBBIEESSSSS!!!! GO CUBSSSS GOOO!!!

Mude, Assuming that Bling beat the Stars at the last day, how is the result going to declare who is #8?

Mude Sartawi said...

Maher,

Maybe this explains how you got 9/30 on that exam. (Just kidding, buddy!)

The team which finishes 3rd in the Labor Division will lose the 5/6 decision and end up #6, because both Stars and Bling lost to all Long Division teams. The Labor team which finishes last will lose the 7/8 decision and end up 8th for the same reason.

If Stars & Bling finish the regular season with the same record, we won't go to a tiebreaker. Since you're playing the last game of the season anyway, that result will break the tie. Winner gets #6, loser gets #8.(That way, we'll have time for the All-Star Game.)

Anonymous said...

It's gonna depend on how many laps you do naked Maher.

Maher said...

And Guess who is going to be activated From DL this Friday? KERRY WOOD!!

Mude Sartawi said...

Saif is a much better pitcher than Kerry Wood.

Maher said...

Mude, now i got it! and thanks for reminding me about my grade lol


FooFoo, Oh dear if we just get the first win..hell will break lose.
maybe you should cheer for us since losing means The first game of the playoff will be Traitors - Bling Bling and you know what that means :>

Maher said...

Mude, Saif is amazing. and Kerry wood is Kerry wood!

Anonymous said...

(In my best Harry Caray voice)

CUBS WIN!!!!!!!!!!
CUBS WIN!!!!!!!!!!

HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I am rooting for you guys Maher believe you me...still waiting to see what Suzanna is gonna do if you all win...she kinda promised something special or maybe the Carlsberg promised something special.

Thomas Kemper said...

Mude, since you are obviously gifted at prognostication, where are my (2-8 in their last 10) Tigers gonna finish the season?
With Love,
Tom in the Sonoran