Winter Season Is ... Wintry

UPDATED WITH UMPING ASSIGNMENTS The latest start yet to our winter season is once again pushed back by Meteorological Events ... or God, depending on your preference. Here's what was supposed to happen, in case your team captain is a schmuck and didn't let you know: Feb 5 (Snowed Out): 11:30 AM: GoodFellas @ Slackers 1:30 PM: ELE @ Green Monsters Here's what will happen: Feb 12: 10:30 AM: GoodFellas @ Slackers (Umps: 2 ELE) 12:00 PM: GoodFellas @ ELE (1 Slacker + 1 Monster) 1:30 PM: ELE @ Green Monsters (2 GoodFellas) Feb 19: 10:30 AM: ELE @ Slackers (Umps: 2 Monsters) 12:00 PM: Green Monsters @ Slackers (1 ELE + 1 GoodFella) 1:30 PM: Green Monsters @ GoodFellas (2 Slackers) And here's what's already happened: Jan 29 (Pre-Season Exhibitions): Slackers 17 ELE 8 GoodFellas 0 Green Monsters 5 Team Colors: Slackers: Orange GoodFellas: Black with Yellow Green Monsters: Green with White ELE: Dunno. Haven't heard. As you warm yourself by the fire of your burning books, try to solve the mystery of what ELE stands for. Here are a few tries from Amman Softball League's Central Toilet... Eeyore Leeches Everything Ever-Lactating Ewes Eritrea Lacks Enchiladas Eleutherophobes Love Ethnocracies Egregious Lexiphanicism Employed Get all the updates and scratch your social networking itch by hooking up with Amman Softball League on Facebook. The link is with the angry softball logo, in the upper right of these here Slogs.