"I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm smart and I want respect!" -Fredo Corelone, The Godfather: Part II "...or I'll tear his arms off." -Jeff Coupe, Traitors Shortstop, July 13, 2007 The Traitors rose up to a major challenge and established themselves as the team to beat this season. Schwa the Boycat predicted a tight, low-scoring game with lots of fly balls becoming martyrs in the stiff breeze. He was correct. Justin Hiester, Jeff Coupe and Ash Samawi each scored twice for the Gatorades, and Brooke Sartawi chipped in another. On the Eagles side, Tom Manning and Andrea Brusseau crossed the plate in the 7-2 Traitors win. Here are a couple of highlights, including a hello to New Zealand from the Eagles' Matthew Perry...and a worm-burnin' round trip by the Traitors' Justin Hiester. BREAKING NEWS: You can tell which Traitors are new to winning by looking in the comments section of this post. Some just are not satisfied with having a stacked team and simply being undefeated. They want everyone to worship them, too. Why not? There will be a Traitors Worship Service held at 8:30 AM every Friday, as long as they are on top. After entering the clubhouse, take the hallway on your right, then enter through the second door on your right. (You can "drop off" your donation there at any time.)
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Damn straight! "...the Traitors lawnkeepers are the best in the league." That's straight from the mouth of the beast! I'm feelin' the love.
July 27th....9:00 AM....Duel In The Desert...
Yeah! that should be an intresting game!
and if i am not wrong, you guys will meet again, in the final!
You call that respect? I call that being Mr. MOTO (That's Master Of The Obvious for you acronym illiterates)... From day 1 it was obvious who the team to beat was going be... I'm shocked it took our assistant...umm coordinator this long to figure it out....
Members of opposing teams, look forwards to playing us, as you will learn a lot, and grow from the experience... you will even most likely play above your abilities and look like softball players for a change.
Traitors.... in it to win it....
Go eat your 72 grapes and be happy...
You hungry kevin? you can have the grapes... too healthy for me.... I just want to play some ball
Bring on the Nomads! In the words of Kim Jong Il in Team America: World Police, "I'm so ronrey." Come and visit us at the top! Duel in the Desert...should be quite a game!
Ash:
I want the palm waving hottie....
Mude... kevin wants you in the skirt again waving that leaf....
And Mude... Just because this team doesn't have a name affiliated with boston, doesn't mean you shouldn't respect it...
America's most famous traitor, Benedict Arnold, fought the British in the Boston area during the Revolutionary War, so there is a Boston connection with your team name. But then he switched sides.
I have respect for the Traitors. You just can't compare with that Green Monsters team. You're a good team in a season that has seen good players spread out thinly. The Monsters were a juggernaut. (Example: That team would have scored 7 on the Eagles before making one out.)
Ash:
I am with Mude on this one...The Monsters were a juggernaut. That team was special and I am not talking short bus special.
"A course of sorrow, a spoonfull of delight, a knot of hate!!"
OH traitors, your egotism is drowining me..you speak as if everyone else is still learning to make fire..."Snap back to reality"
Revenge will be bliss...
Trash talking at it's finest...Ignorance is Bliss...Revenge is sweet....
Get that "wood shed" built cuz the Stars are going to be taken out behind it. The Nomads will be next.
"Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes"
The traitors are going all the way this year... undefeated.. and to the don.. Say When !!
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Traitor,
A couple tips from the Nomads II on how you can cope with your defeat come Friday the 27th:
1. Foo Foo and Mrs. Mude should move to the desert and regret the day they didnt join Massarweh's Nomadic Tribe.
2. The Big E Z should change his name to the Big Fo-Cheesy "T" Z.
3. Traitors should change their name to "All I want for Christmas is to be a Nomad II"
4. You should immediadley pack your bags and move to Alaska.
5. Yes I mean Alaska. Maybe you can play against the Eskimo's.
6. Plant yourselves a couple of grape trees and sit in the stands and watch how real softball is played. Because your season will be over.
Let the Dynasty Begin.
Nomads "In it to win it".
Bold words, my friend. May I remind you that you had your chance to recruit us. You didn't pull the trigger. I'm sorry to say, but you missed your chance on the Dynasty. We look forward to bringing the hurt. See you on the field.
Get some!
Massarweh Massarweh Massarweh....
Better be careful where you toss that match my friend as it may hit some gas.
We have a plan for you guys anyways...2 guys in the outfield and 6 in the infield since you guys can't hit it that far anyways.
Mrs. Mude,
Let me set the record straight. Your Foo Foo wanted to come to my team and bring you along as his side kick. He was afraid my Nomadic Tribe wouldnt show up to all these games. Come this Friday Foo Foo and you Mrs. Mude who I will dub thee "Fee Fee" will be forever sorry you didnt turn Nomadic. (Mude love u man)
As for Foo Foo,Noo Noo, Boo Boo, whatever the hell your name is...
If your a man of your word, I dare you to put 2 in the outfield. Hell you can even throw Fee Fee and another female in the outfield too.
Gas Shmass, Nomads are bringing the fire...
Let the TRUE Dynasty begin.
NOMADS II
As fo
the no mam's are talking trash... I love it....
I will leave my trash talking for the playing field... that's right I am honoring my teams gag order... I will remain humble and quiet on this blog this week... but look out for friday morning...
Ash : )
The only thing you and your traitors are going to GAG on is the taste of your own defeat.
:) Ooohhhh I can't wait for friday... this should be a good game....
Remain Silent and carry a BIG stick!!!!!!!!
that's the plan my man.... and who the heck told you about my stick?
34 Inch 30 Oz Easton?
I got a big stick... and it aint 34 inches or 30 ounces...I am gonna be swinging it and raining $%^& all over the field this Friday...No doubt.
Word to my Nomad Homies..
Yeeah Yeeeaaaaah
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