Ziggy (bottom, girl) and Schwa (boy) disagree a lot this week.Culture Appreciation Game: Stars at Sluggos
Time: 9:00 AM
Temp: 76/24
Wind: 10/16
Umps: Mude & Kevin
Schwa’s Pick: Nobody appreciates Arab culture like the Sluggos.
Ziggy’s Pick: …but Abu Mitchell works in Zarqa! Stars win.
Battle for Jordan: Nomads at Slackers
Time: 10:30 AM
Temp: 79/26
Wind: 12/19
Umps: Sluggos
Schwa’s Pick: On Orange! On Slackers! Now give me some beef.
Ziggy’s Pick: Mmm..Swarthy Nomadic men in shorts. Win it for Jordan!
One More Miracle, and We’ll Qualify For Sainthood: Slackers at Beats
Time: Noon
Temp: 83/28
Wind: 12/19
Umps: Nomads
Schwa’s Pick: I won’t pick the Slackers again until I get my beef!
Ziggy’s Pick: No Miracles, but lots of sand. Advantage Slackers.
Someone Has To Win: Bling Bling at Beats
Time: 1:30 PM
Temp: 86/30
Wind: 14/22 (Note: Always from the West, left field to right field.)
Umps: Traitors
Schwa’s Pick: Did you say Beefs? Oh, no? Beats? OK then, Beats.
Ziggy’s Pick: A tie is out of the question. Beats will romp.
Game of the Week: Eagles at Traitors
Time: 3:00 PM
Temp: 87/31
Wind: 15/24
Umps: Beats
Schwa’s Pick: With those strong winds blowing in from left to right, both teams will see their power negated. This game will come down to which team’s outfielders can best judge fly balls. The Eagles have young legs patrolling their outfield, but the Traitors lawnkeepers are the best in the league. Traitors will win a close, low-scoring game.
Ziggy’s Pick: When did that purring hairball get so smart? I agree with the squeaky little boycat about the importance of outfield defense, but I think the Eagles’ speed and their ability to hit to all fields will translate to victory for the Blackshirts. It will be a close, hard-fought game, and I predict a lot of whining.
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Bling Bling Will come out victorious tom!! MARK MY WORDS!!!!!!
Schwa’s Pick: With those strong winds blowing in from left to right, both teams will see their power negated. This game will come down to which team’s outfielders can best judge fly balls. The Eagles have young legs patrolling their outfield, but the Traitors lawnkeepers are the best in the league. Traitors will win a close, low-scoring game.
I owe Schwa the finest beef in all the land-- *bows down to the all knowing feline*
I guess Schwa was wrong huh?
Schwa was right but that other cat is not gonna get any catnip from me
Schwa wasnt right about the Nomads. You scared traitors? You scared?
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