Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Slackers Yell, Nomads Swell: Jordan Cup Wears Red

The Nomads won the Inaugural Jordan Cup after beating the Slackers.

Here’s the way this game went: Shukri Saleh kept driving in Omar Massarweh, the Barghoutis kept pace for the Slackers, H.R.H. Princess Iman al-Hussein’s Nomadic speed impressed the infielders, and the Orange’s improved outfield wowed everyone. And it was tied 6-6 after four innings.

While the Slackers yelled, they were outscored 8-0.

But then the Slackers started to vocally plot each other’s murders, and the Nomads jumped on the chance and scored eight unanswered runs to take a 14-6 lead. When the Slackers finally stopped yelling at one another, they managed to score five runs in the bottom of the sixth, but it was too little, too late. The First Annual Jordan Cup goes to the Nomads after their 14-11 win.

It’s still unclear whether the ‘Mads rise to the occasion or play down to their competition. Their showdown with the Traitors on the 27th and the rematch against the Eagles during the final week will answer all the questions. As for the Slackers, never have so many been in so great of a need for so much Valium.


6 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahah i love the title!! :) congrats Nomads..

Mude Sartawi said...

New rule: Anonymous posts which compliment the Slogger-in-Chief's creativity shall be allowed (and encouraged).

Anonymous said...

That is what I call team effort.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with this picture?

Come On Brooke you better answer correctly.....

Anonymous said...

Thank you anonymous. Traitors are next.

Anonymous said...

Pack a lunch and it better not be Little Debbies.