Click on the image to get your own PDF of the Tournament brackets.Tournament Schedule:
Game A: 9:00 AM
(5) Slackers @ (4) Sluggos
Umps: One from Eagles + One from Bling Bling
Game B: 10:10 AM
(6) Bling Bling @ (3) Eagles
Umps: One from Sluggos + One from Slackers
Game C: 11:20 AM
(7) Beats @ (2) Nomads
Umps: One from Traitors + One from Stars
Game D: 12:30 PM
(8) Stars @ (1) Traitors
Umps: One from Nomads + One from Beats
************Semifinal 1: 1:45 PM
Winners of Games A & D
Umps: Two from Game C Losing Team
Semifinal 2: 3:00 PM
Winners of Games B & C
Umps: Two from Game D Losing Team
************Championship: 4:30 PM
Semifinal 1 & 2 Winners
Umps: Mude + TBD
7 comments:
Come on guys....No Tourney talk??? Who is the favorite? Who is the dark horse? Any over and under on how many BOMBS (not the F ones) Shukri is gonna drop?
I was going to let my bat do the talking, but the bat (Le Freak)went ballisitc last weekend, had to put a leash.
Traitors, we're coming, the Nomads are coming...and we're bringing the hurt with us
Shukri Saleh
Shukri:
Your team is HURT all right. Do you have one healthy body on the whole team other than your body?
I know its hard to hurt twisted steel.
Here is the non-knowing one's tournament capsule:
Stars: No Chance
Bling: Slight Chance
Beats: When does the winter league start?
Eagles: IF they had their full team I would think about it
Slackers: Could make some noise (literally) need pitching and defense
Sluggos: Got a taste of the championship in the winter—does it still linger?
Nomads: Their dugout smells worse than a football training room with all the analgesic spray
Traitors: How durable is the “oldest” team in the league? We will find out
We may have a slight chance indeed, but i am sure we going to put a hell of a fight!
"I WANT HOLYFIELD!!"
...And the Traitors.
We are coming HARD.
No doubt.
Captain of the Nomads.
Here's a list for Shukri of all the things he can do after he goes yard:
1. Kneel down on one knee and lay your bat on your shoulder like a bazooka and "shoot the ball down" before it lands past the fence.
2. Pull a couple of dice out of your pocket, roll them toward the pitcher and yell "Yahtzee!"
3. Walk very slowly toward first base, start to stagger then fall down and say, "Watching that ball made me DIZZY!"
4. As you trot around the bases tell each of the infielders, "That DID taste like chicken!!!"
5. After a long homer lands, throw your bat down in disgust and start complaining about how you "missed" that one.
6. Tell the pitcher "Softball is a hitter's game, and don't you forget it, son!"
7. Just before you approach home plate, drop to the ground and do the "worm" until you touch home.
8. As you touch home plate, show off your biceps and ask the catcher if he wants to touch them.
9. Act like you're in shock and proclaim, "I've never hit the ball out of the infield before...the juice really works, it really works!"
10. Tell the pitcher after the game that he's "tipping" his pitches.
11. Yell "Let there be meats and cheeses for EVERYONE!"
12. Tell the umpire that you need to call 911 and report a "missing ball."
13. After a homerun hit on an outside pitch, say "Never pitch a PURE HITTER outside!"
14. Look confused and ask "What just happened?"
15. Apologize to the pitcher for losing "his brand new shiny white ball."
16. Moonwalk around the bases.
17. Yell "Get off me, ball!" as soon as you realize it's a homerun.
18. Have someone bring you a Budweiser and say, "That behemoth blast calls for a toast!"
19. Use your bat as a cane and walk like an old man toward first base. Tell the pitcher, "Good pitch, Sonny!"
20. Pull out a pair of binoculars and watch the ball. Say, "Call the FAA, it's gonna hit a plane!" as the ball reaches its highest peak.
21. Say, "Two words: GONE BEYOTCH!"
I think some of these may cause a ruckus though.
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