Commissionary Position For A New Season

Remeber the guy in red (and sometimes orange) who flops around center field, diving for balls and getting a mouthful of rocks and sand every time?

Yeah, he's running the show now. Zaki Ibrahim is stepping up in my absence and will get the Winter 2011 season together for you degenerates.

The season will kick off with a scrimmage on January 21 (that's this Friday!), and the regular season will begin the following Friday, January 28.

Captains have been contacted, but you can still join. You can reach Zaki directly, whether you want to put together a team, or just join as an individual. His info is below...

Updated Tourney Sked

Has anyone actually buried the Corpse of Jeff Sillin? Or does it yet roam? Here's the thing: ELE has never won a game. Not one. 0-14 over two seasons. But we don't care. All you have to do is show up and your team will always have a shot in the Tourney. But when you stop showing up, don't let anyone know, then vanish...

You get voted out of the Tourney.

Here's the updated Tournament schedule...

FRIDAY AUG. 6:

9:30 AM - Embassy (4) @ Around The Horn (1)
Umped by Kevin + 1 GoodFella + 1 Slacker

11:00 AM - GoodFellas (3) @ Slackers (2)
Umped by 2 from Embassy + 1 from Around The Horn

12:30 PM - Winners play, higher seed home
Umped by Kevin + 1 from each of the other (losing) teams

Regular Season Ends

ELE (Forfeit)
GoodFellas

Slackers
ELE (Forfeit)

Around The Horn 10
Embassy 6

The official Tournament schedule will be posted soon.

Note: If you're not going to field a team on a given day, please have the courtesy to let your opposing captain (and Kevin) know. Not asking for much more than very basic manners.