Monday, August 2, 2010

Updated Tourney Sked

Has anyone actually buried the Corpse of Jeff Sillin? Or does it yet roam? Here's the thing: ELE has never won a game. Not one. 0-14 over two seasons. But we don't care. All you have to do is show up and your team will always have a shot in the Tourney. But when you stop showing up, don't let anyone know, then vanish...

You get voted out of the Tourney.

Here's the updated Tournament schedule...

FRIDAY AUG. 6:

9:30 AM - Embassy (4) @ Around The Horn (1)
Umped by Kevin + 1 GoodFella + 1 Slacker

11:00 AM - GoodFellas (3) @ Slackers (2)
Umped by 2 from Embassy + 1 from Around The Horn

12:30 PM - Winners play, higher seed home
Umped by Kevin + 1 from each of the other (losing) teams

8 comments:

Kevin said...

HaaHaaHaa I was waiting for that..and if ya'll blow it again can we call you "Chokers"?

No big green machine to contend with now...Better not go tootin yer "Horn" too much.

Z (Zaki) said...

Not sure about what you would call the Slackers, I have yet to see them choke in the same manner the Nomads did from time to time(with all due respect to my former teammates lol)

Not really contending with a green machine this time, more like a team of kids accompanied by a guy who's on a mission to rewrite our rules so they're more like the MLB's haha

Either way, we kind of figure that if anybody else won this time around the excuse that we'd be hearing is, "the reason you won is because the REAL green machine wasn't around bla bla bla" I guess you can sort of relate now with not having a full team half if not most of the season. In the machine's case its mostly due to traveling whereas the Nomads simply didn't give a shit, but at the end of the day means the same thing...no excuses. I also can assume the reason why they're called the Embassy is so when they don't win it, you technically can't say "The Green Monsters lost" nice try guys lol

Conclusion, time for someone else to wrap this thing up and August 6th is when its gonna happen.

Kevin said...

Look at that team and tell me it's the same? NO not even close, and yes it is due to travel as it's always fun to beat up on you guys, not to worry my friend I am getting the gang back for the winter just for giggles. I sure hope Shuk stays for winter (wink wink)

Maybe we will be called Spanky & The Gang.

Slackers history lesson: Ask them when the last time was they won it? I think they have lost the last 3-4

Z (Zaki) said...

Shuk definitely needs to stick around for winter season, make things a bit more interesting...especially with the expected return of the Nomads!

By the way, when the idiots of Nomads V never showed up or did whatever, rather than make up an excuse for them I simply spoke the truth, they're morons and didn't give a damn. Traveling I think is just another crap excuse as to why the "Embassy" won't win it this year.

Little undisclosed (yet known by most) info about the ASL: Same old bullshit every season because other teams don't quite have the 1. roster or 2. commitment to win when they do have one. That's of course excluding this season because I've seen nothing BUT commitment from the Slackers all the time.

You can't deny that it's sparked your interest at least a little knowing someone else is taking it this season. We've lost at least 10-15 players in the league due to lack of interest because its the same ol same ol every single season. Agreed FooFoo?

Quite simple, Slackers deserve it and history can kiss my ass come Friday afternoon.

Kevin said...

You have some good points Z. I rather have a 4 team competitive league rather than 6 teams and only 2 decent teams.

My dream is to get enough interest to have 2 divisions competitive and recreation.

Personally, I don't really care who wins it--generally it's been the #1 seed with the exception of the first GM team who was a 4th seed.

All I hope for is that all 3 teams come back for Winter and we will get down to it and see who the best is...My guess is it's gonna be a SECRET....

Nomads return eh? From what I see you three are in a good spot right now and just need to fill a couple holes, I won't discuss them here but you know where to find me..

What will happen if Ash decides to defect? Haahaahaa

Z (Zaki) said...

I agree with us being in a good spot. If a decent squad look like its coming together to bring Nomads back, then we definitely stay where we are. We've definitely hit better, more RBI's, and overall done better with "The Orange" so I'm not complaining at all!

Hopefully like you said, we can keep this thing going and have enough teams to have 2 divisions. How about some grass or some turf before we go all out?! FFS lol

Z

"The Ugly"

Be Quiet, Zaki said...

Zaki...Do you ever shut up?

Z (Zaki) said...

Have I ever shut up? lol

Z