UPDATED WITH UMPING ASSIGNMENTS The latest start yet to our winter season is once again pushed back by Meteorological Events ... or God, depending on your preference. Here's what was supposed to happen, in case your team captain is a schmuck and didn't let you know: Feb 5 (Snowed Out): 11:30 AM: GoodFellas @ Slackers 1:30 PM: ELE @ Green Monsters Here's what will happen: Feb 12: 10:30 AM: GoodFellas @ Slackers (Umps: 2 ELE) 12:00 PM: GoodFellas @ ELE (1 Slacker + 1 Monster) 1:30 PM: ELE @ Green Monsters (2 GoodFellas) Feb 19: 10:30 AM: ELE @ Slackers (Umps: 2 Monsters) 12:00 PM: Green Monsters @ Slackers (1 ELE + 1 GoodFella) 1:30 PM: Green Monsters @ GoodFellas (2 Slackers) And here's what's already happened: Jan 29 (Pre-Season Exhibitions): Slackers 17 ELE 8 GoodFellas 0 Green Monsters 5 Team Colors: Slackers: Orange GoodFellas: Black with Yellow Green Monsters: Green with White ELE: Dunno. Haven't heard. As you warm yourself by the fire of your burning books, try to solve the mystery of what ELE stands for. Here are a few tries from Amman Softball League's Central Toilet... Eeyore Leeches Everything Ever-Lactating Ewes Eritrea Lacks Enchiladas Eleutherophobes Love Ethnocracies Egregious Lexiphanicism Employed Get all the updates and scratch your social networking itch by hooking up with Amman Softball League on Facebook. The link is with the angry softball logo, in the upper right of these here Slogs.
Thursday, February 4, 2010
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ELE = Everybody love Everybody!
What do i win?
Being the Guardian of the Nomads, Khoury is offically sacked as Captain of the Nomads because he is just plainly full of S%i& and did not bother to tell any of his teammates that there even is a winter season.
Maher: You win the Lack of Imagination Award. Congrats on going literal.
Massarweh: I sent you the same email that I sent to Khoury & Zaki a month ago. You never replied, either.
Dear friends,
It appears that there are a lot of misconceptions out there about team ELE La Calle that need to be cleared up.
Officially, our team is called "ELE La Calle: Italian Trattoria."
It is an acronym for "Everybody Love Everybody La Call Explosion: Italian Trattori Attack." But ELE, ELE La Calle, Everybody Love Everybody are all acceptable slang.
Our colors are burgundy and gold, but we may be forced to reconsider since apparently those colors are only available in Jordan if you are trying to buy chintzy velour curtains.
For more information, please refer to movie Semi-Pro.
Best regards,
Jeff
I didnt get the email... Mude. And eithwer way Khoury is still a shmuck for not telling anyone...
Maher, aka Thugnificent, on behalf of Le Freak and all the employees at Le Freak Inc. we would like to wish you a happy birthday. Hope you got head bro..
I was looking over the site and schedule and low and behold no NOMADS. No Nomads 3, or 4, 5, or 6 (who is noticing anyways). What happened? What happened to the once proud tribe - did they ever have reason to be proud?
Massarweh, the Guardian of this franchise that we started, do something. Bring the Nomads back from oblivion.
Good luck to all, and safe play boys and girls.
Le Freak - a once proud Nomad, now a lost soul with no tribe.
Once a Nomad, now a Goodfella. Enough said.
I'm itching to see everybody and hit the field...I'll be there in 6 weeks so I'm hoping there's alot of delayed games haha!!!
Peace out
Z
Goodfella
Zak,
Why dont you go join the traitors because you are exactly that. Once a Nomad always a Nomad.
Ass.
Zaki,
In 6 weeks the season will be done. Lookin like a fool with yer pants on the ground.
Massarweh: One question if that were the case, WHAT Nomads?!
FooFoo: What's with us criss crossing, been too long since I've seen you. If its over its over what can ya do. Ill just have to hold ny breathe again for summer season if that happens. What's goin on with you big man?
Z
Goodfellas #13
Zaki Zaki Zaki...
All that Nomad pride, all that Nomad talk..turns out to be bullshit. So tell me, what was your reason for turning your back on the Nomads?
I'll tell you mine, most of the Nomads are born Losers.
Let's catch up soon and look into meeting up. Hope your enjoying your time off from La La Land, also known as the NEEC.
Le Freak
Zaki,
I was gone for 3 months and then you left for 3 months? I know you come back in March and I should be here.
It might be in a cervical collar but I will be around.
Shuk, we don't need to discuss the Nomads and what happened...it can be summed up by this: 23-22 and away went the Nomads and the heart.
Or can we sum it up by blowing and I mean blowing a 19 run lead? Get off yer knees Nomads, yer blowing the game.
Shuk...remember that day that you stuck yer arm up that elephants ass? HaaHaaHaa good times brother and I miss them. Ask Suheil if he's ever gonna allow you back in Jordan.
Cheers
Shuk,
Turned my back...or you mean moved on?! Well, you know when they say you're with a girl that you think is the one for you, and that you'll be spending the rest of your life with...but then comes a day when you meet another girl, you look back at the other girl and all the drama that came along with the package then sit and think to yourself...
"WHAT THE F&*%$ WAS I THINKING ABOUT?!?!!"
There's your answer cousin =) Satisfied?
Man, you have no idea how good it feels to have time away from La La land. Besides that, in general its nice to actually walk outside your front door and deal with civilized human beings and a sense of organization. Makes me wanna ship back a container of wholesale dynamite from Costco. Know what I mean FooFoo?
Speaking of FooFoo, take it easy and hope the neck gets better. Keep me posted on anything that happens with that. By the way, if you ask Shuk I think he'll tell you that him and Wadie are probably sitting down having shay thinking, "kus okht these motherf%^&*ing kids, we need to give them up for adoption"
P.S. Shuk, Gator says, "Come meet us in Chicago already and stop being a little bitch...and I still love you"
Later,
Z
Goodfellas #13
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