9:00 Canardlys @ JoSox (Umped by 3 Slackers) Teammates in partying, foes on the field. A few hours after this game, Canardlys 1st baseman Chad "The Imam" Bowen and the JoSox #1 fan, Lama Saqr, will hold their engagement party. With members of both teams invited, there may be fallout from the game. I'm thinkin' fisticuffs. I'm thinkin' mayhem. Yes, Mr. Milkshake, there will be blood. *** 10:45 Nomads @ Slackers (Umped by 3 JoSox) The Jordan Derby. The teams are set to play three times this season, with the team that wins at least two games having the honor of taking home the brand new prize. The new "trophy" won't be revealed until there's something on the line, which will be their next game. What will be revealed, however, are the Nomads' new uniforms. I'm sworn to secrecy, but I'm telling you, we are going to have a lot of fun with this. *** 12:30 Slackers @ Camels (Umped by 3 Nomads) The Slackers are spreading rumors that the Camels will forfeit this game. We haven't seen that tactic yet, but if you're scared to play a team, like the Slackers quite obviously fear the Camels, then there is a smarter play. Convince the other team that your team won't show up. Then your opponents won't show up, and you'll come out of hiding to claim the forfeit. Is this what you signed up for, Ash? *** "I didn't get to vote" was sent to me by a couple people, so I'm extending the Bash Mude poll (upper right, in the Green). A new poll will be published on Saturday. Trash-talking may now commence. Or not. I really don't care what you degenerates do.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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Would like to announce that Team Canardlys will not go down easy, and will fight for a win tom!
Jordan Cup should be exciting..GoodLuck to both teams!
PS : Someone is hitting a homerun tom!
oh boy...i feel like whippin some Green arses tom!
Zip it, Dancing Queen! ;)
In the desert, without water, a camel can survive up to ten times as long as a human and 4 times as long as a donkey.
http://www.wonderclub.com/Wildlife/mammals/Bactriancamel.html
Since we are a seven inning team, we can expect the slackers to go down tomorrow after the first out in the bottom of the first inning. The Josox however, will be a tougher test as they will most likely last until the second out in the bottom of the second.
You do the Math.
(These calculations are contingent on the Camels being able to cut off all water to the ALLA complex)
-Jeff
Keep yourselves hydrated out there everybody, gonna take a lot of that water to cool yourselves off from the heat...not the kind from the sun, the kind the Nomads are going to bring to the field.
Maher: Hope that leg is ok and you're ready to go tomorrow.
Z
Nomads baby, Nomads
Anybody who hits a ball to center field while I am playing there today will automatically be allowed second base if they attempt to moonwalk there.
-Jeff
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