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UPDATE THURSDAY FEB 25 @ 2:00 PM:
NO SOFTBALL ON FEB. 26 (RAIN)
MAKEUP INFO HERE SOON

Friday, Feb. 19:

ELE La Calle 9
Slackers 24

Green Monsters 22
Slackers 11

Green Monsters 19
GoodFellas 11

Friday, Feb. 26:
Noon: Slackers @ GoodFellas (Umps 1 Monster + 1 ELE)
1:30 PM: Green Monsters @ ELE La Calle (Umps: 1 Slacker + 1 GoodFella)

Friday, March 5:
Noon: ELE La Calle @ GoodFellas (Umps: 1 Slacker + 1 Monster)
1:30 PM: Slackers @ Green Monsters (Umps: 1 ELE + 1 GoodFella)

Friday, March 12:
Noon: Slackers @ ELE La Calle (Umps: 1 GoodFella + 1 Monster)
1:30 PM: GoodFellas @ Green Monsters (Umps: 1 Slacker + 1 ELE)

Friday, March 19:
TOURNAMENT
11:15 AM: #3 Seed @ #2 Seed
12:30 PM: #4 Seed @ #1 Seed
2:00 PM: Semis Winners (Higher Seed Home)

Bears! Laziness! Murder! Shoeshines!

-No refunds. Consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!
From the movie Semi-Pro

-Slut.
-Buttwipe.
-Hoe.
-Monkey boy.
From the movie Slackers

-We can be as different as we wanna be, but you can't kill people!
-Says who!? I'm good with the Lord.
From the movie Monster

-Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox.
From the movie Goodfellas

GAME TIMES HAVE CHANGED! (Updated Feb 17 @ Noonish)

We're pushing back the start times by just a few minutes to accommodate Little League, who will use the field for practice on Friday mornings.

Feb 19:
11:00 AM: ELE La Calle @ Slackers (Umps: 2 Monsters)
12:15 PM: Green Monsters @ Slackers (1 ELE + 1 GoodFella)
1:30 PM: Green Monsters @ GoodFellas (2 Slackers)

Comment moderation has been lifted. You're free to air it out. Have at each other.

Seriously, you shortbus riding halfwits. Get mean. We miss the mean!

Winter Season Is ... Balmy

UPDATED GAME TIMES FOR WEEK TWO BELOW!

70+ degrees out there today. Welcome to Jordan.

GoodFellas 17
Slackers 10

GoodFellas 23
ELE La Calle 15

ELE La Calle 6
Green Monsters 16

GoodFellas are your first first-place team of the season. Read that line over a few hundred times until it sinks in.

GAME TIMES HAVE CHANGED! (Updated Feb 17 @ Noonish)
Feb 19:
11:00 AM: ELE La Calle @ Slackers (Umps: 2 Monsters)
12:15 PM: Green Monsters @ Slackers (1 ELE + 1 GoodFella)
1:30 PM: Green Monsters @ GoodFellas (2 Slackers)

Comment moderation has been lifted. You're free to air it out. Have at each other.

Winter Season Is ... Wintry

UPDATED WITH UMPING ASSIGNMENTS The latest start yet to our winter season is once again pushed back by Meteorological Events ... or God, depending on your preference. Here's what was supposed to happen, in case your team captain is a schmuck and didn't let you know: Feb 5 (Snowed Out): 11:30 AM: GoodFellas @ Slackers 1:30 PM: ELE @ Green Monsters Here's what will happen: Feb 12: 10:30 AM: GoodFellas @ Slackers (Umps: 2 ELE) 12:00 PM: GoodFellas @ ELE (1 Slacker + 1 Monster) 1:30 PM: ELE @ Green Monsters (2 GoodFellas) Feb 19: 10:30 AM: ELE @ Slackers (Umps: 2 Monsters) 12:00 PM: Green Monsters @ Slackers (1 ELE + 1 GoodFella) 1:30 PM: Green Monsters @ GoodFellas (2 Slackers) And here's what's already happened: Jan 29 (Pre-Season Exhibitions): Slackers 17 ELE 8 GoodFellas 0 Green Monsters 5 Team Colors: Slackers: Orange GoodFellas: Black with Yellow Green Monsters: Green with White ELE: Dunno. Haven't heard. As you warm yourself by the fire of your burning books, try to solve the mystery of what ELE stands for. Here are a few tries from Amman Softball League's Central Toilet... Eeyore Leeches Everything Ever-Lactating Ewes Eritrea Lacks Enchiladas Eleutherophobes Love Ethnocracies Egregious Lexiphanicism Employed Get all the updates and scratch your social networking itch by hooking up with Amman Softball League on Facebook. The link is with the angry softball logo, in the upper right of these here Slogs.