Monday, July 7, 2008

Howzabouta Sked, Boss?

Week 3 and beyond, for your swatting pleasure... Friday, July 11, 2008 10:00 AM - JoSox @ Nomads (umped by Bezzig & Lezzig) The Nomads asked for an extra week before playing the JoSox. Request granted. 11:30 AM - JoSox @ Bezzig & Lezzig (umped by Slackers) Ain't no party like a Spit & Stick party 'cuz a Spit & Stick party don't stop. 1:00 PM - Slackers @ Trojans (umped by JoSox) Over/Under on players with a hangover: 9.5 * * * Here's the rest of the schedule, all the way to the Tourney on August 15: Click Here For Full Schedule

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Week 2 Results

Sleeper Cells JoSox 22 Trojans 7 Nomads 22 Slackers 13 Nomads 21 Bezzig & Lezzig 7 Schedule: The whole damn league is off for the 4th of July. It must be some kinda holiday or something. Next games are on July 11th. Stay tuned for the schedule, which is being reworked to account for the rescheduled games. Practice: The big field is now available on a daily basis. Please reserve your team's slot in the comments section of this post. If you miss out on your preferred day/time, you may reserve the small field. In the comments, leave: Your Name Your Team The Field (Big or Small) Day, Date & Time of Practice

Friday, June 20, 2008

Summer '08: Week One Results

Games of Friday, June 20, 2008 Rock Sorters JoSox 19 Bezzig & Lezzig* 5 Bezzig & Lezzing are still, um, cohering, so the Rock Sorters (Note: Temporary name) feel fortunate to come out with a win. Ziggy & Schwa agree that B & L's best days are ahead of them. Sorters' Kevin woke up before 10 AM in Michigan to find out the result. See, to be a Rock Sorter, you have to be dedicated...to sorting rocks. Trojans 12 Nomads 11 The Trojans continue their dominance over the Nomads, making it two straight over the No-Shuks, going back to last season's playoffs. The Nomads stuck an "IV" at the end of their name, because, well, they are a dynasty. But after this game, they just needed an IV to replenish all those lost fluids. The Trojans appear to have climbed to the elite level of ASL's teams. Slackers 20 Trojans 12 The Slackers didn't yell. Were they missing a player? Seriously, is Wally Abu Hassan even in the country? Is Rocky Abushaar in some Zen meditation program? The Trojans chipped away at the Slackers' first-inning, 10-run barrage, but the Mighty Orange held the Prophos off for the win. The Slackers offense is as potent as ever, and their defense is getting solid. *** It's early, but you cannot keep the cats quiet. Here are Ziggy & Schwa's thoughts on who has a chance at winning it all this season: Slackers: 2-1 Trojans: 3-1 Rock Sorters JoSox: 7-2 Nomads: 8-1 Bezzig & Lezzig: 9-1 *Bezzig means "spit" (verb) & Lezzig means "stick (as in to paste)" (verb). This is basically the Arabic phrase for "jury-rig."